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Produced by Patsys Chocolates, making chocolate since 1903 and boy, are they good at it! They have to be to cover up the flavor of 100mg of Kratom extract. What is the flavor like? Well, this is probably the best tasting Kratom treat I have personally tried, and I’ve tested many! The chocolate does a...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
A bold, dark red, cured in the sunshine but best served at night. After a long day in the saddle, this strain is believed to offer amazing pain relief and relaxation. Some prefer this strain to a glass of wine, as a way to relax without the intoxication and calories associated with alcohol. Many athletes love Texas Red at night for rest and recovery.
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer...
Contains Kava extract, Ashwaganda Extract, Kratom Extract, Ginger Extract, Stevia Extract. Equal to about 17 grams of Kratom in the whole bottle, suggested serving size is 15ML (half the bottle)
What to expect from Aristotles Logic? Words from manufacturer “FOUNDER’S NEW FAVORITE! Bright white kratom potentiated with Chaga and Lion’s Mane Mushrooms, cayenne, cinnamon and nutmeg. This functional blend is preferred by those with challenging mental tasks to undertake. This is a workday staple of ambitious achievers.” What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf...
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer different...
Maximum energy potential. This strain is Happy Hippo #1 non-Maeng Da kratom powder. It’s also the fastest kratom strain from Happy Hippo. Effects from White Malay(Thunder Powder) can be described as “loads of clean energy, with loads of clean enthusiasm”. (in-store purchase only)
4ct of 60mg mitragynine each Kratom extract tablets. Less harsh on your stomach than the powder leaf and much more potent. These are energizing, potent and convenient 60mg is equivalent to 7-10g of Kratom powder leaf.
What is Kratom? Kratom is a Tree Leaf that gets dried out and ground up into a powder, which proper name is Mitragyna Speciosa. This is considered to be in the coffee family and it works with your opioid and other receptors in the brain. There are several strains of Kratom that all offer different...
125mg mitragynine per 15ml bottle – equivalent to around 10-15g typical powder Kratom. Peppermint Flavored Energizing, mood boosting and focus effects are reported along with decent relief – this does not provide relaxation – not evaluated by the FDA
Slow-Mo Hippo is a very unique strain… It is a MIX of two different Horned Kratom varieties – White Horned Kratom and Red Horned Kratom. Red and White Horned Kratom are both known across the board to deliver a Relaxing and Relieving resonation. When combined, your result is a SUPER SLOW and Happy mentality that is followed...
Red Vein Sumatra (Magic Hippo) is Happy Hippo’s #1 rated and recommended “slow” kratom strain. It is considered the second slowest red leaf and high in relaxation and relief. (in-store purchase only)
White Hulu (Chill Hippo) is unique and special due to its rare nature. Not only does this strain originate from deep in the interior of Indonesia (Central Kalimantan), but White Kratom is often difficult to find. This is an ideal kratom strain to just “chill out” and relax. It also provides a comfortable disposition and...
You read that right. We brew it here, we make it yummy and we make it with only the best. All ingredients are preservative free, corn syrup free and fresh! All the Kratom that is used is by 1836 Kratom out of Austin Texas. A very well known, elite kratom that takes pride in their...
1/2 oz liquid Kratom extract. 35mg mitragynine (equivalent to around 3-5G powdered Kratom) + 160mg caffeine. Ingredients: water, caffeine, mitragyna specious extract, kosher vegetable glycerine, and peppermint or cinnamon extract. Said to be energizing and a great pre-workout – statements not evaluated by the FDA . Consult dr before use.
Yellow Vietnam Kratom (Wild Golden) is the most rare kratom leaf with a fast resonation. You can expect the same type of invigorating experience (but fresh) that high-quality fast speed kratom strains are known for. While fast speed kratom strains are the most prevalent or popular choice amongst Happy Hippo customers, Wild Golden is usually...
White Borneo Kratom (Ghost Hippo) is an energetic moderate leaf with reduced risk of “jitterbugs”. If you’re prone to overstimulation from fast kratom, coffee, energy drinks, pre-workout formulas, etc. Ghost Hippos is a great pick for you. This strain stimulates the mind and body, without much concern of being over-hyped or “too wired”. It provides...
bioavailability potentiator, to feel more from your kratom
Full gram capsule packing service. per 100 Capsules. Add this to your cart if you want your powder capsulized before sending.
